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Nov. 21st, 2006 @ 01:12 pm
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put money in tfunk's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I gave deadlystiletto a kidney (1000 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I helped tomorrow83 hide a body (-173 points). In June I gave lambertman a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (136 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
</lj></lj></lj></lj>Sincerely, deezil |
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nori did it, and so did I
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Jul. 10th, 2006 @ 03:12 am
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| × I miss somebody right now. |
× I don't watch much TV these days. |
× I own lots of books. |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I should be though.) |
× I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. |
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... ) |
| » Courtney has one too... |

Apr. 20th, 2006 @ 11:16 pm
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I'm writing an entry.
Oh snap.
That's all.
Apr. 3rd, 2006 @ 12:58 am
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| Your Love Life Secrets Are |  Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. |
Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 11:00 pm
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The Girl Next Door 50% Sexy-Cute, 57% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish |
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks!
Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 39% on Sexy-Cute | | You scored higher than 56% on Dark-Light | | You scored higher than 52% on Artsy-Stylish |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 @ 12:10 am
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I pulled bornintosilence's hair (-5 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nori's purse (30 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I bought porn for allisonrae (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (353 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely, deezil |
Dec. 6th, 2005 @ 01:11 am
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